Spanking parody
A spanking parody is a work in which a mainstream artwork is transformed into a spanking-focused artwork (see also parody). Most commonly, song lyrics of a well known song are transformed, while keeping the rhythm (meter), the rhyme scheme, and possibly some of the rhyme words or sounds of the original intact. This is similar to the form of parody known in science fiction fandom as a "filksong". Similar treatment may also be applied to a verse that is not a song lyric.
A spanking parody of a story, or of a work of visual art is also possible, but such parodies are less common.
Example
"The Dominator" is a parody by Don A. Landhill, of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers. The author has publicly stated that this parody may be reproduced by anyone provided that the content, byline, and copyright notice are kept intact.
The Dominator
Copyright © 1997 by Don A. Landhill
(Based on "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers)
In a warm paneled study,
at a party out in nowhere
I met up with a Dominant --
we were both too tired to sleep.
So we both sat there just staring
at the ladies in the hallway
'til they somehow all went elsewhere
and he began to speak.
He said, "Son I've made a life
out of reading ladies faces.
Knowing just how hard to spank
by the way they bat their eyes.
So if you don't think me nosey,
I think you feel out of place here
and for some time with your sub, son
I will give you some advice
So I handed him my paddle
and called for my best girl
Then he took her overlap
and told her not to bite
Then my sub got deathly quiet
but her face had *some* expression
when he said "If you're gonna play these games, boy
You gotta play 'em right.
"You've got to know when to spank her
know when to thank her
when to give discipline,
and when to just have fun
you make her count the smacks, boy
while she's bending o'er the table
there'll be time enough for loving
when the spanking's done.
"Every dom here knows
that the secret to good spanking
is knowing what to give right now
and knowing what should keep
cause a well-timed hand can win her
but a mis-timed had *will* lose her
and the best way you can end up
is together snug asleep
And when he'd finished speaking,
he turned back towards my girl there
smacked her ass a time or two,
then nudged her to her feet
and somewhere in the party suite
I heard him smack a novice
but in his well-thought words I found
the way to make life sweet:
"You've got to know when to spank her
know when to thank her
when to give discipline,
and when to just have fun
you make her drop her pants, boy
before giving her the paddle
then you stick her in a corner
';til her crying's done.
Yes, You've got to know when to spank her
know when to thank her
when to give discipline,
and when to just have fun
you make her count the smacks, boy
while she's bending o'er the table
there'll be time enough for loving
when the spanking's done.
Other examples
Song parodies
- "Baby Aerosmith" - a spanking parody of the song Cryin' by Aerosmith (a Flash animation)
- I'm Too Bratty
Poem parodies
- "Over the River and Through the Woods" by Quixotoes
- "To my Sister" (author unknown)
- "We Gather Together" by Ted
- "All In the Game" by Don A. Landhill, an entry to the 2003 soc.sexuality.spanking Summer Short Story Contest
- "A Paddling Tonight" by Don A. Landhill, an entry to the 2003 soc.sexuality.spanking Summer Short Story Contest
Film parodies with spanking scenes
Mainstream movies as well as underground fetish videos have included spanking scenes in parodies of various genres. A few of the exploitation films that mock teen sex-comedies and/or drive-in horror films include:
- Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama (1988)
- Sorority House Vampires (1997)
- Vampires of Sorority Row (1999)
- Vampires of Sorority Row II (2000)
- Sorority Girls' Revenge (2001)
- Satan's School for Lust (2002), video at YourFileHost
- Cheerleader Autopsy (2004)
- The Halfway House (2004)
- Blood and Sex Nightmare (2008), video clip: YourFileHost
Fetish films
A number of corporal punishment and BDSM films poke fun at or pay homage to popular films and television shows.
- Caning Competition Show (Mood Pictures) uses a mock game show format.
- Chelsea's Angels (Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment) is loosely based on the popular '70s TV series "Charlie's Angels".
- Desperate Homemakers (Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment) is a take-off on the ABC television show "Desperate Housewives".
- I Dream of Janie (Dallas Spanks Hard), a remake of the '60s TV series "I Dream of Jeannie"
- Spanking Genie (Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment) is another lighthearted take on the "I Dream of Jeannie" sitcom series.
- My Unfair Lady (Lupus Pictures), faithfully recreates the 1900s setting and story from the stage and screen musical My Fair Lady
- Personal Secretary (Dallas Spanks Hard), inspired by the film Secretary
- S/M Survivor (B&D Pleasures), a BDSM spin on the reality TV series "Survivor".
- Spanked to Tears (Pacific Force), borrows from the film & TV series "La Femme Nikita"
- Wheel of Discipline 1-3 (Pacific Force), spoofs TV game show "Wheel of Fortune"
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