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* "Life is interesting: the first ten years you learn how to keep yourself zipped. The last ten years, you try to remember to open them". | * "Life is interesting: the first ten years you learn how to keep yourself zipped. The last ten years, you try to remember to open them". | ||
* "On plumbing: Pipe don't stretch and shit don't run uphill" | * "On plumbing: Pipe don't stretch and shit don't run uphill" | ||
* While living in Palmdale, I had spent the day out in the desert. Coming home, my dad said to clean up prior to dinner. When I pseudo-balked, Pop issued the warning, "The manufacturer suggests daily cleaning of all equipment prior to use!" | |||
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Revision as of 00:06, 26 January 2020
Use {{pm}} instead of {{pmheader}} My dad had a wonderful sense of humor, developing what we used to call 'Pop Humor'. He would tell you the facts of life in short, sweet and to the point:
- "Never anger a person who has access to your toothbrush"
- "Do everything in moderation, including moderation!"
- "Flies spread germs - Keep yours zipped!"
- "Life is interesting: the first ten years you learn how to keep yourself zipped. The last ten years, you try to remember to open them".
- "On plumbing: Pipe don't stretch and shit don't run uphill"
- While living in Palmdale, I had spent the day out in the desert. Coming home, my dad said to clean up prior to dinner. When I pseudo-balked, Pop issued the warning, "The manufacturer suggests daily cleaning of all equipment prior to use!"
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