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<font size="+2">'''The End of the Internet.'''</font><br /><br /><br />That's right, this is the '''Last Page''' in the '''Last Directory''' on the very '''Last Webserver''' on the '''Entire Internet!'''<br /> (Located in beautiful Mountain View (in the Silicon Valley) near San Francisco, California). <br /><br /><font size="-2">Note: authoritative entities have confirmed that ''this particular page'' is<br /> the '''True Original''' page at the ''End of the Internet''. All other pages purporting to be<br /> at the 'end' are at best ''penultimate'' pages, or (more likely) mere 'tributaries' to this,<br /> the '''One True End-Page'''.</font> | <font size="+2">'''The End of the Internet.'''</font><br /><br /><br />That's right, this is the '''Last Page''' in the '''Last Directory''' on the very '''Last Webserver''' on the '''Entire Internet!'''<br /> (Located in beautiful Mountain View (in the Silicon Valley) near San Francisco, California). <br /><br /><font size="-2">Note: authoritative entities have confirmed that ''this particular page'' is<br /> the '''True Original''' page at the ''End of the Internet''. All other pages purporting to be<br /> at the 'end' are at best ''penultimate'' pages, or (more likely) mere 'tributaries' to this,<br /> the '''One True End-Page'''.</font> | ||
<font size="+3" color="#FF0000"> '''You Must Turn Around Now & GO BACK!''' </font><br><br><font size="+1">(You | <font size="+3" color="#FF0000"> '''You Must Turn Around Now & GO BACK!''' </font><br><br><font size="+1">(You must use your web browser's "BACK" button.)</font> | ||
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<font size="-1">'''SM-201.ORG --''' ''holding up our End of the Internet for '''You''' since the Last Millennium.''</font> | <font size="-1">'''SM-201.ORG --''' ''holding up our End of the Internet for '''You''' since the Last Millennium.''</font> | ||
Revision as of 09:34, 24 October 2019
'The End of the Internet! <
You will discover that there are NO links on this page:
this is because you can't go any further from here.
The End of the Internet.
That's right, this is the Last Page in the Last Directory on the very Last Webserver on the Entire Internet!
(Located in beautiful Mountain View (in the Silicon Valley) near San Francisco, California).
Note: authoritative entities have confirmed that this particular page is
the True Original page at the End of the Internet. All other pages purporting to be
at the 'end' are at best penultimate pages, or (more likely) mere 'tributaries' to this,
the One True End-Page.
You Must Turn Around Now & GO BACK!
(You must use your web browser's "BACK" button.)
If you have further questions, please contact your System Administrator.
Sorry for Any Inconvenience!
SM-201.ORG -- holding up our End of the Internet for You since the Last Millennium.
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